ayries:

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

i am so glad my parents are gone tonight because it is 2.45am and I just shrieked with laughter

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Chris Colfer Birthday Pictures 5/26/2012

(Source: klainesbowties)

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thedandyunderworld:

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

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THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
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dontrythis-athome: “Here @manilo_k after SBL with movie’s flyer. Good, funny,emotional. Must see.”

dontrythis-athome:

“Here @manilo_k after SBL with movie’s flyer.

Good, funny,emotional. Must see.”

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Spencer Reid as the 4th Doctor

(Source: chrrycola)

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kira902k:

barackobama:

Mitt Romney being Mitt Romney.

#look at obama’s tumblr LOOK AT HOW SASSY IT IS

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meridith4132: I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO DO THIS

meridith4132:

I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO DO THIS

(Source: lunanderson)

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lookin-good-fabray:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

theinturnet:

Mr Depp is so versatile. 

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

GILLETTE IS THE BEST ONE

(Source: jolie-depp)

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fluffy-kittens: The tiniest cat in the world was a Himalayan cat, Tinker Toy, from Illinois. He weighed 680 grams and was 18 inches long and its height was 7 cm ~

fluffy-kittens:

The tiniest cat in the world was a Himalayan cat, Tinker Toy, from Illinois. He weighed 680 grams and was 18 inches long and its height was 7 cm ~

(Source: bit.ly)

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hey, I just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

…

hey, I just met you

(Source: xxchibicupcakesxx)

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@Anonymous "Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com"

That’s nice. I have a boyfriend. ;p

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